Back in Red, White, and Blue

 After a hiatus of nearly 2 years, "Muffin Matters" is returning to Al Gore's interweb.  But, things have changed.

Unfortunately, the founder and writer of the original "Muffin Matters," Casey Sturgill, will no longer maintain the web log or provide content for it.  After numerous encounters with employers, family members, and college professors, he agreed that a non-offensive blog that addressed absolutely nothing of importance was too much of a risk to his professional career.  Thanks a lot, society.  "Political Correctness" has taken a dump on America, and now we're all paying for it.  

Sturgill has sold the rights of the blog to me along with the rights to his nickname, "The Muffin."  Hopefully, you won't be disappointed.  I have many things in common with the former curator of this online publication:

• Jesus is my homeboy
• My favorite movie is Cool Hand Luke
• Eric Church is my favorite singer and songwriter 
• My favorite school is UNC, and my second favorite is Alabama
• I enjoy NASCAR
• My favorite food is pizza
• I like to party 

Unlike Sturgill, I have no problem in telling anyone that has a problem with those things to kiss my ass.

Thanks for reading, America.  I hope this nation gets it balls back soon.